Yuuri following Viktor around while taping and narrating like a nature show
Yuuri:
*getting off plane in Russia, taping himself and Viktor* You guys, I realized most of you have never seen a Viktor Nikiforov in it's natural habitat, so I'm gonna start a series as I experience it.
Viktor:
*laughing* Are you kidding me?
Yuuri:
*dead serious* Nikiforov's apparently find things less believable when they're in Russia. *tapes Viktor laughing* and has a laugh just as beautiful.
Viktor:
*turns bright red as he laughs and walks away from phone *
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Yuuri:
*Taping Viktor who is fussing over Yuuri's bruised feet* It seems a Viktor Nikiforov in it's homeland is far more fussy than in Japan.
Viktor:
*looks up with a serious look* A Viktor Nikiforov doesn't care where we are, you need to take care of your beautiful feet.
Yuuri:
*wiggling his toes* Ooooo, a Viktor Nikiforov in Russia has a /foot fetish/
Viktor:
*shoves camera away laughing*
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Yuuri:
*taping Viktor trying to whip the smoke away from a triggered fire alarm* I'm here with a Viktor Nikiforov, this particular one has forgotten how to live in it's own territory.
Viktor:
*looks at him, before whipping the phone* I have not! *goes back to it*
Yuuri:
it's really quite sad to see one so far out of it's depth.
Viktor:
*in a whine* Yuuri, come help!
Yuuri:
*walks over to table, drags a chair underneath the alarm*
*gets on chair, turns off the alarm with a simple press of the button* *pans to an embarassed but smiling Viktor*
Viktor:
You can't be serious.
Yuuri:
*amused* Deadly
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Yuuri:
*obviously hiding behind the couch while Viktor and Yuri set up the Xbox one* This is an incredible scene, a Viktor Nikiforov and a Yuri Plisetsky struggle with their own gaming system.
When i was like 13 was allowed to use the internet unrestricted for the first time and i spent a lot of time on Runescape. One of the people i talked to on there was this person who had much higher levels than me in every skill and had, to my perception, a seemingly overflowing amount of game resources. One day i was taking about wishing i could get gold ore to level my smithing and not having access to any and they like “here, you can have this gold that i have” and just gave me this big stack and i was like “i don’t even have anything to offer back”. They told me they didn’t need anything and just wanted to be nice. I said that they didn’t have to and what they told me honestly has stuck with me since, they said “life’s too short to spend it being mean to people” and like it’s such a simple thing to say but combined with their actions and the weight they bore to me at the time was hugely influential on my outlook on life and the way i treat others. I don’t know who that person is but they changed my life that day and I’m so thankful to them.
high level MMO-ers are either the nicest people on earth or the spawn of Satan there is no in between
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too